Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Pictures of the near exam days

belacan squid, a must try if you come to malaysia


I dont get this cartoon, but I cant help but to watch it


cry all you want but nobody's gonna save you!


korean bbq! i'm freakin hungry!!


Hyde from L`Arc~en~ciel, one of my fav band



An early christmas greetings from Akatsuki



She's stuck in my head... I still cant forget her...


If you see something crawling in your keyboard, this may be the reason why


I'd definitely bang her, I swear!



xD for the boys!!

All Hail Lelouch!!

Desssssspppiitteeeeee my so so so freaking near coming soooooooonnn exam, i managed to find time to watch 2 seasons worth of anime. As idiot as I can be, but this anime is definitely a worthy of watching. A must watch!

Warning, the post below may contain spoilers images and infomation. I would not take responsibility for any suicide case or any other incident due to the fact of leaking spoilers out.


Code Geass : Lelouch of the Rebellion


This anime is wicked. Up to date, it has released 2 seasons under Sunrise. Nice story line. Yes it has mecha inside, but wait!

To the mecha lovers like Gundam, dont put too much faith, it doesnt have THAT much of mecha battles inside. Its more down to the storyline.

To those who hates anime like Gundam, no worries. This anime isnt all about mecha battles and freaking destroying motherships bigger than the state of Texas with omfgwtf weapons. It actually HAVE a STORYLINE! A FREAKING STORYLINE!


Lelouch Vi Britannia


It all began when a cast away prince, Lelouch, found a mysterious girl (hot too!) named C.C. who gave him the Power of Kings, Geass. From there, he took a step further, gathering troops he named the Black Knights. With the ultimate aim of destroying Britannia to create a peaceful world for his sister Nunally and getting revenge from his father for the death of his mother, he uses his Geass to fulfill his desire. His Geass apparently will make anyone who look into his eye to obey ANY command of his. ANYTHING! Wish I can get something like that! Who knows what I'll do... 




Look into his eyes and you'll become his sex slave


Introducing some of the characters from the anime:



Charles De Britannia

The father of Lelouch, the Emperor of Britannia, the most wicked man in the anime. He can erase your memory and make you have a new brother who you never knew! Wicked! Just look at the face and you'll feel like slapping him in the face 100 times. If you notice the masks behind the King, please note that it has nothing to do with Bleach.




C.C.

The mysterious girl, who gave Lelouch his Geass, the ability to make people obeying his command at will. This girl is just so bangable. Just watch the anime and you'll get what I mean. She loves pizza, she loves bed, and she loves hugs. And sometimes kissess too. 



Nunally

The kawaii sister of Lelouch. She is the reason for what Lelouch is fighting for. She became blind and unable to move due to the death of her mother where she was also hurt at the time of the attack. 


[SPOILER ALERT]
Geass can command you to go blind too! WTF!


The anime in short, is totally worth to watch. Even the ending created and uproar within the die hard fans. This anime got it all!




Busty chicks!



Blonde chick!


Sadness....sobs sobs


and of course... death...



The songs being used in the anime is also great! I personally fell in love with one of the OST of the first season, Track 2, a song called Stories. Definitely a masterpiece!

Can I use Geass to pass my exams? Hmmm.... a thought to wonder upon...

Monday, 27 October 2008

sibu kompia hates me!!

there's two cases to prove that sibu kompia hates me!

1. my fren went back sibu on sunday, went to the shop on monday but closed, went again the next day but since need to rush to airport at 9am and the shop only open on 9.30am wtf, so i missed the chance!

2. another fren went back to sibu again on sunday. only telling me on monday to go airport to give her a ride. what else came into my mind? kompia of coz!! too bad, monday is closed, wtf x 2!

might as well go back sibu myself

Monday, 20 October 2008

pictures of the shitty days


finally! someone really really hates those freaking 13 guys from korea!~





i still freaking love her...





holy cow! wish my dick were tat kinda size







she says "would you mind put ur this finger in my pussy??"






who gives a damm

shits in life

how long has it been since the last post? hmm... i wonder..oh well, wat da heck.
lets have a recap then..

hmmm.... not long after the last post, got into some affairs, and now out of it. and in the process going into another one lol...damm

have been to the library like everyday... but most of the time there are wasted...shit! gotta discipline myself. i aint no wanna throw that money away...zzz

many things are running through my mind; family, friends, life, myself, herself, shits and stuffs... i still cant settle down... fuck life.

few highlights from my life :
1. almost flipping the table discussing way to celebrate just one friend's bday, i just dont get ppl these days
2. failed for the first time in my life... and i tell u the feeling aint nice.. it screwed me totally, noobified, pawned, owned and fucked me inside out. shit man, shit!
3. been into affairs, out of it, and going at it again...damm
4. trained my lil bro to be stronger
5. dad just got into hospital for duno wat leg disease
6. friends are getting further and further, just wtf are they thinking?
7. quit dota and somehow i got a feeling for it again. shit, my money are going to the cc's owner again



anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, moving away from that topic, just finished watching the movie called "Quarantine" and damm it was damm kin tio! shit, its nite, i'm alone watching this with the speaker loud, somemore the movie is from 1st person view, something like the movie "Clover" where the guy hold the camera. Just that this time there's no such thing as ridiculously titanic monster running amok in the cities trying to find the guy who raped his partner.

this one is a zombie movie, obviously low budget movie from what i watched. the whole story (almost, 98%) is inside that one building or rather apartment where the affected people became zombie and biting other people to join their arsenal and get Arsene Wenger fired for getting such lame zombies to play football. and for me, as a very very calm person, to actually to feel nervous watching this, i'd say its really is pretty kin tio as the story goes further as more and more people get killed and dissapear only to suddenly jump out of no where in front of the camera shouting "let me bite ur fucken neck!!"

i'm not gonna spoil the ending for you, coz its really worth the watch if u can get it for free i.e. download. just some warning, there's some explicit scene in the movies, especially the the fireman walked and broke his leg bones, gosh tats gross!! GROSS!!

Sunday, 3 August 2008

you...

i'd throw away my wings
and dive into the deep sea

woken up in the middle of the night alone
and pushes me deeper into the sea

the heavens door are open for me
and yet i wont step into it

my freedom, i stripped away
my precious, i put aside

through the boiling sea water
i swam through

through the dark nights
i bear it on

through all the hail of knifes
i swallowed it all up

all this.. for you

maybe you dont realise it...

my heart aches...

hopping you'll get my feeling...

for you...

still

still finding the purpose...
the purpose of my life...



fuck emo songs....

Saturday, 26 July 2008

Pictures of the day


the earth is gonna day anyway, so why bother





random picture taken from ftw long time ago porno site




woohoo! suicide on cherry blossom under chery blossom tree!




i love her....just so damm love her...




i love cherry blossoms, yeah...blossoms..

the things with people

not to say that i'm the one who is like 'you must invite me when u play this game everytime' or something. but if you did say wan me to play, hell man, dont just create a room and keep on playing and playing. wtf was i waiting for then?

i really cant stand this kinda attitude. makes me wanna go fuck up ppl. thanks for the "invitation" to join ur game duh

Friday, 25 July 2008

emo woot

Have been pretty down lately. Things are just not going smoothly, or rather going adversely. Everything, family probs, friends, emo stuff and all, fucked up myself.

Sometimes I just wish I can be abit more selfish, more freedom, more flexibility. But all I got is sombre. When things goes till my peak, I can do the unimaginable. I DO NOT want to do those stuffs but I'd really do it if I cant control my temper anymore.

I consider myself to have a very high tolerance compared to the others. I believed I've been through quite enough of level of patience to consider myself high tolerable person. I've live with my stubborn gparents for 14 years and damm they're stubborn and ignorant. They think we still live in their time where everything still works they way it was back then.

Heck, I'd grab a knife if I run of temper. Anything, I'd do anything and I dont want to know what I'll do then. Its hard to live on like this. Yeah yeah you can fuckin tell me there are more people living a fuckin less fortunate life than mine. Well, I'll tell you what. This is my life and I fuckin control my own life! I can fuckin complain my own life as long I dun fuck with yours and you with mine!

Before this, things seems to be coming from pieces into a whole. And now, everything seems to be breaking into pieces apart again. Its shaky, and some of the pieces has already broke apart. Wish them good luck fuckin their own life.

Sometimes, I feel like giving up all that I have now. Go out somewhere new, and start all over from scratch. I dont care if its hard. Yeah, saying is easier than doing it. But I believe I got the commitment, if I'm allowed that it. I felt that perhaps I just dont belong to this kind of society. I dont mix well with them. In fact, I've been struggling to make myself to suit them. I wish to break out from it and be free. Maybe I'm more to a solo type of guy.

Yes, I really love the company of friends and others. It does feels good. But when things goes up to another level, things get stiffs. This and that start to come in and emo is in the air.

I prefer a simple way of life. Just a simple life. Get married with a girl I cherrish, get a decent job, a house on a safe quiet area, have some children and live my life. Getting up in the morning with the first thing I see is the face of the one I love. Go to work happily and come back to enjoy the company of my wife. Nothing else. No need for there to be a high standard of life or you must have this or that. No, I'm not into it.

For now, these kinda dreams seems so far from my reach of hands. In fact, I couldnt even dream of it. Its hard to imagine what it would be like. But still, simplicity is my way of life. You get what you get, what is yours will be yours, no need to go making a big fuss out of it. Whats done is done, not as if worrying or regreting till you die will undo what has happened.

But of course, simplicity doesnt mean to take things for granted. We do strive for our goals, just that we dont torture ourself in the process.

Its late, I'm gonna sleep...
Good nite...

Thursday, 24 July 2008

yes it is a complex world...

i love emo song and at the same time, i hate them....

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

No Title

life is precious
and yet we say its unfair
yes it is
and no it is not

sometimes or perhaps most of the time
it seems that the things that we dont want
is what we get the most of the times
and what we wishes for
is like a deam come true when it realises

things were'nt the way i hope it is
but at least not everything isnt
i still hope for that special someone
and how long i've waited
and yet no reply is being given

am i to blame myself
or its just communication breakdown

why...
why does it have to be on us
why it is always me to be in this position
why am i so selfish at the worst possible time
why do i have to be put in this situation
why wont the warm sunshine would ever shine on me
why...
why........

all the things i do
all comes from the bottom of my heart
and yet it cant reach into yours
and i regret it doesnt

and now...
i'm of the edge of giving up...
but deep down inside...
its hoping to see some sunshine soon...
and so do i....

Sunday, 13 July 2008

Loveless

Loveless - Prologue


When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end

The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar

She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting


Loveless - Act I


The Infinite mystery

The gift of the goddess is what the three men seek

But their fates are scattered by war
One becomes a hero, one wanders the land

And the last is taken prisoner
But the three are still bound by a solemn oath

To seek the answer together, once again


Loveless - Act II


Though the prisoner escapes, he is gravely wounded

His life is saved, however

By a woman of the opposing nation
He begins a life of seclusion with her

Which seems to hold the promise of eternal bliss
But as happiness grows, so does guilt

Of not fulfilling the oath to his friends


Loveless - Act III


As the war sends the world hurling towards destruction

The prisoner departs with his newfound love

And embarks on a new journey
He is guided by hope that the gift will bring bliss

And the oath that he swore to his friends
Though no oath is shared between the lovers

In their hearts they know they will meet again


--------------------------------------...------------------------------------------...----

LOVELESS ( POEM )


Loveless - Prologue


When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end

The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar

She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting


Loveless - Act I


Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess

We seek it thus, and take it to the sky

Ripples form on the water's surface

The wandering soul knows no rest


Loveless - Act II

There is no hate, only joy

For you are beloved by the goddess

Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul

Pride is lostWings stripped away, the end is nigh


Loveless - Act III


My friend, do you fly away now?

To a world that abhors you and I?

All that awaits you is a somber morrow

No matter where the winds may blow
My friend, your desire

Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess
Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return


Loveless - Act IV


My friend, the fates are cruel

There are no dreams, no honor remains

The arrow has left the bow of the goddess
My soul, corrupted by vengeance

Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey

In my own salvation

And your eternal slumber
Legend shall speak

Of sacrifice at world's end

The wind sails over the water's surface

Quietly, but surely


Loveless - Act V -Made by Genesis-


Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return

To become the dew that quenches the land

To spare the sands, the seas, the skies

I offer thee this silent sacrifice

Sombre Morrow

For how long I've tried
to get into you
For thats how long I have
been loving you

But it seems that my every try
has no reply
Just like a falling plane
into an eternal endless hole

And yet it still struggle
just to make ends meet
and yet there still
is no answer received

The day is getting darker
the pilot is getting tired
and yet the end is still far from near

All that awaits is a sombre morrow
no matter where the plane fall
For it only takes one reply
for me to get out
of this eternal slumber

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

I've found it...

I've found a sunshine...
warm nice comforting one...
but is it for me to have it...
or is it not for me...

You cant force whats not yours..
to be yours...
but you can at least try...
to make it yours...

perhaps this is what I'll do...
for now...
untill the sunshine keeps on shining
on me forever...
or fade away into the sky...
never coming back...
again...

Monday, 26 May 2008

My precious memory...

陳小春 - 獨家記憶

忘記分開後的第幾天起
喜歡一個人 看下大雨
沒聯絡 孤單就像連鎖反應 想要快樂都沒力氣

雷雨世界像場災難電影
讓現在的我 可憐到底
對不起 誰也沒有時光機器
已經結束的 沒有商量的餘地

我希望你 是我獨家的記憶
擺在心底 不管別人說的多麼難聽
現在我擁有的事情
是你 是給我一半的愛情

我喜歡你 是我獨家的記憶
誰也不行 從我這個身體中拿走你
在我感情的封鎖區
有關於你 絕口不提 沒問題

雷雨世界像場災難電影
讓現在的我 可憐到底
對不起 誰也沒有時光機器
已經結束的 沒有商量的餘地

我希望你 是我獨家的記憶
擺在心底 不管別人說的多麼難聽
現在我擁有的事情
是你 是給我一半的愛情

我喜歡你 是我獨家的記憶
誰也不行 從我這個身體中拿走你
在我感情的封鎖區
有關於你 絕口不提 沒關系

我希望你 是我獨家的記憶
擺在心底 不管別人說的多麼難聽
現在我擁有的事情
是你 是給我一半的愛情

我喜歡你 是我獨家的記憶
誰也不行 從我這個身體中拿走你
在我感情的封鎖區
有關於你 絕口不提 沒限期

Thursday, 22 May 2008

how...

Blame me for my ignorance
my stupidity
my selfishness
my ownself...

I dont appreciate things
that come to me
and instead
I ignored it...

Sometimes
these things come during the wrong time
when I cant give my attention to
and while I'm trying to adjust myself to it
it became too late?
it's fading away

I didnt mean to do what I've done
I need time to adjust myself
and all of this come
at such a wrong time
so wrong
that I feel guilty
for any decision I've to make

Either it's this
or it's that
I cant run away
either way
someone will be hurt

I'm glad and honoured
that I'm such a person to you
it really touched me
but for you to suddenly do this
after all that happen
perhaps its just me
but it seems unacceptable to me

Now
I'm stucked in between
not knowing where to go
where to turn to
Hoping miracles will do its works
and everyone will be happy
a decision which is desired by all

I'm lost....
confused....
and lost....

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

For the victims of the Sichuan earthquake victims...

First of all, lets give a moment of silence for all the victims of the earthquake in Sichuan and others who are affected by it...

































On May 12 2008, 14:28, mother nature had yet again unleashed its fury and this time as an earthquake in Sichuan. It was never thought that an earthquake would occur in this place and the buildings wasnt built to withstand the earthquake. Although I personally dont like the China officials who's trying to grab Taiwan from its own independence, I had to solute them for being able to start rescue missions as soon as 15:00, just 30 minutes after the quake, which I would personally considered quite a fast reaction considering the scale of damage done. Lifes have been save thanks to the fast response of the government to send rescue teams.

One thing that I respect about China people are that they are very dedicated to find survivors, even in the middle of the night. Just 19 and a half hour ago, 12 something in the midnight, they managed to rescue a 31 years old guy from the fallen bricks ad thanks to them, he can still live his life on. Its a relief to hear that China are accepting helps and aids from other countries fast enough, unlike Myanmar who (if not wrong) had only begun to let just Asian aids to go into their country while they're many else aid waiting to reach the helpless people out there.

China had done a great job in helping those people affected by the quake. Tents and shelters had been set up for the victims. Clean water and even hot water are available. Foods are prepared for the victims and it looks actually quite delicious if you ask me. Even tv are provided to let the people know what is going on as time pass by.

To those who are wealthy enough, if can please do donate some aids or even cash to them. For those who cant, lets pray for those who lost their loved ones to have the courage and strength to carry on.

Just what God or mother nature is trying to tell us after series of natural disaster happening in so many parts of the world now, I'm sure someone knows about it. Just a week from the Sicuan earthquake, another quake happened in China again and another one in Indonesia. Thank God for there is no tsunami resulting from this. Something is definitely wrong. Is it caused by the global warming? Is it the fury of God as more and more violence are happening in this world? We dont know. What we can do is only pray. Pray that something would be done to make things right. Pray that this wont happen to the one we love and care about.

Up to date, there has been 34k++ dead and 240k++ injured. Let us hope that the damaged would be minimised as far as possible.

China jia you!!!!!

10 words that I've learn from Jap porno and Hentai

1. Yamateh (dont,stop)
2. Hanase (let me go)
3. Ittai / Itte (it hurts / ouch)
4. suge (big)
5. sugoi (wonderful)
6. Kimochi (feels good)
7. suteki (beautiful)
8. ahhh ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhh!!!
9. Dame (dont do it)
10. kawaiiiii (cute)

Monday, 19 May 2008

why....

I just wanna live a normal life
a happy simple one
where there's no conflict or misunderstanding
I try to pursue what I want
and yet it seems that
the more I try
the further it goes away from me

Is this my fate?
or is this my own fault?
for being ignorant
for not knowing what is going on
while I never get a clue on whats going on

I've been trying
maybe I've been trying too hard
too hard that it torn myself
or perhaps torn us apart

I've tried to be someone else
but that is just not myself
not who I am
not the person
that I want you to remember

to say that
I'm glad to see you happy
or
I'm happy that you're happy now
it may seems that I mean it
but its a hail of knife stabs in my heart

Perhaps it is time for me to rest
maybe a while
maybe a bit longer
maybe forever
God knows...
but it doesnt mean I've given up
I'm tired
really tired...

Later,
even if it is much later,
can you come backto this place?
Is it okay if I ask this?
plead this?
though I know it is selfish to ask...

After time passes
a really long time
if you have no where to go
no one to turn to
if you're still here
I'll always welcome you

But then again...
it is undeniable that
time will change everything
or maybe you and I will still be the same
or maybe you and I will be different persons
than what we used to be
the joy of seeing you smile now
could then be
a heartache for either both
or perhaps both...

But one thing is for sure
your face will leave a print
inside my heart
how deep it is
maybe I'll never know
as I dont even understand myself
and yet I want to understand others

Keeping silent and running away
isnt the best solution
but then again
its harder to say it out
not wanting to hurt and to be hurt

For now
maybe I'll just wander around
thanking God for what I have till now
and turn to myself
when I thought of this again

Maybe there's other path
for me to take on
Whether I'm willing or not
I will not know

There's nothing more to ask for
there's nothing more to care to
I'll be happy enough
if you can remember me
in your heart as a souvenir

A wound is healable
a scar from the wound remains forever
the pain may be gone someday
but looking at the scar
will bring even more pain
if it hurts for me to be in your mind
do please remove me away
as it will only hurt me more
to see me as the cause of pain

One day my heart spoke to me
even though my tears tell me the way
I cant go back
to how it was before
perhaps its still almost the same
but its the little difference
that make it never the same again

You're free now
I wont be following your back
not anymore
it hurts
but at the same time
it comforts me
somehow...
to see you flying on your own will

If you're tired
I'm always here
to be a place for you to rest
for you to lean on
to cry on...

This is not goodbye or farewell
nor is it hello or a turned new leaf
life still goes on
I'll just carry this life on
towards the unknown future

For now... I'll retreat myself
until then... take care and be happy...^^

for you...and only for you...

처음엔 알지 못했어
나를 보는 그대의 그 눈빛이
왜 그렇게 안타까웠는지
언제나 묻고 싶던 말
아주 조금 내 맘 알고 있는지
한번도 얘기한 적 없었지만
이젠 아는데 그대도 나처럼
하루하룰 헤매였던 걸
잠들 수 없이
너무 아파했었다는 걸
손을 잡아요
다시는 그대 놓지 않을게
사랑해요 내가 숨쉬는 날까지

그대로 멈춰버렸죠
나에겐 늘
모질게만 대하던 그대가
날 보며 웃어주던 날
이젠 아는데 그대도 나처럼
하루하루 헤매였던 걸
잠들 수 없이
너무 아파했었다는 걸
손을 잡았죠
다시는 나를 놓지 말아요
사랑해요 내가 눈감는 날까지

울지 않아요 이제 그대
내 곁에 있으니
고마워요 이렇게 모자란 내게
그대를 선물해줘서

사랑해요 내가 숨쉬는 날까지...

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

From the eyes of an animals

Its been ages since I have posted anything here. So, i'll start off with some of the animals (not just some ordinary animals ) pictures that I've collected...hahaha...enjoy~~




I am ratatuleh!~ i drink must!!


the picture says it all


no its not meh masteh!! i'm teh innocenteh!!


Cats : hhmmmm, we got dinneh ready!
rat : %$@# you!!


*burps* i am *burps* not teh *burps* drunken!~~


this is what happen if you dont wash your panties :p


awww....lucky cow...see where's he putting his head at... darn it


dog : you think your husband will find out?
cat : its ok babeh, you two are rivalz after allz


i wanted that mouse! i wann!! why didnt you giv me that mouse!!!


are hot chicks or cold ducklings?


zzzzzzzzz


first, to learn kungfu, you must do this post and put your leg up, now do it


what shall we name our baby.... hmmm... Jessiccat?


Today's Special : Cat Soup Special


Birdie : Sleep tight honey, i'm off to work~ *kissssssszz*


oh my, i'm in teh salad garden!! helpzz!!

and lastly....

hey yo, i'm teh smart ass teddy. you can pluck me into any usb port and watc my ass getting ready to be ****ed

Sunday, 24 February 2008

Typical Kuchingian going for an event dinner

Today, I had to send my grandparents to an event dinner organised by the Foochow Organization or wahtever they're called. It was held at the Crown Tower near Hock Lee there. Wait, was it Crown Tower or Crown Plaza? Tiuz, those two names really confuses me. Apahal la want to have a similar name while inside is totally different from each other?

You know, Kuching are very diferent people from others. Thats why when you come to Sarawak, you'll see the sign "Sarawak - place like no others". I was on my way to the venue from my home when I saw one big tyre, being placed near the roads, to be showed off.




How much does the circus gonna pay for this? They can use it for practise to get the lions to jump through it


Being a lazy person have 1 good thing and 1 bad thing.
Good thing is, you're lazy so you wont be doing all the hectic works.
Bad thing is, you always dont do work that you forget to do something that you're supposed to do.

So I was on half way to the venue when I look at my car metre and I saw this




Holy muthafacka? How am I gonna drive back later?

Reached the place with barely any petrol left in the tank. Anyway, I reached for the lift to load take my grandparent to the 3rd floor where the dinner is held. Before going into the lift, I spotted someone very famous! Guess who? The main character from the one of the top anime currently, Naruto in his disguising jutsu in a form of water hose!



I guess he is so clumsy that he forgot to seal his village logo away and even that, the logo is wrong!

Then, I found my table. Went there and sit down and the first thing I saw was the ugliest fruit that I have ever saw. It got so many pimple holes that it looks like a super ugly full of pimple hole person's face being transformed into orange!



See!! The one behind there I think come from Africa since its so black!

As I was only accompanying my grandparent to the dinner, I have no one that I knew on the dinner and I was so so so desperate for something to entertain myself. And then, I look at the stage set up on the centre front of the hall. I saw a bunch of ladies doing strip show playing traditional chinese music instruments on Chinese New Year songs. They keep playing the same tune over and over again until I also keep turning over and over again till I twisted my head. Just kidding :p



The front stage where all the live strippers ladies played the instruments

While I keep turning myself over and over again listening to the damm music, I managed to get a glimpse of my plates and stuff. And wtf I saw something dirty on my kicap holder.



There, saw the black black thingy? Ewww, I havent even poured anything into it!

So, what I did was, i switched the whole plate set with the one next to me. Then a very fat ugly monster muthafucka woman sit next to me, exactly at the place which I switched the plate set. And she even poured kicap into it. padan muka! Kasian~~

The dinner was supposed to start at 6.30. And we only get to get our very first bite after a freaking one and a half hour of waiting. Making things worse, to begin the ceremony of bla bla bla whatever, they even sing Negaraku!! wtf? Since when do you ever go to a dinner with all your bling bling going on and you have to stand up and sing Negaraku before you eat?

My mood was really starting to turn bad as it goes. But then, a life saver came. He shouted "who wants beer?" My hand was the first to go up and he handed me a small kiamsiap mug of beer which tasted like shit not bad.




There, the life saver beer with a Sprite beside it and at the corner there, the polluted kicap holder











And then before the dinner finished, there's another fucking long nonsense speech by all the corrupted YB and whoever there is. I looked at my table and I saw this two balls.









Tiuz tai lou, even my two balls are more beautiful that this la. Who wan to eat this? No way!








Which one of them turned out to be like this one minute later










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