Typical Kuchingian going for an event dinner

Today, I had to send my grandparents to an event dinner organised by the Foochow Organization or wahtever they're called. It was held at the Crown Tower near Hock Lee there. Wait, was it Crown Tower or Crown Plaza? Tiuz, those two names really confuses me. Apahal la want to have a similar name while inside is totally different from each other?

You know, Kuching are very diferent people from others. Thats why when you come to Sarawak, you'll see the sign "Sarawak - place like no others". I was on my way to the venue from my home when I saw one big tyre, being placed near the roads, to be showed off.




How much does the circus gonna pay for this? They can use it for practise to get the lions to jump through it


Being a lazy person have 1 good thing and 1 bad thing.
Good thing is, you're lazy so you wont be doing all the hectic works.
Bad thing is, you always dont do work that you forget to do something that you're supposed to do.

So I was on half way to the venue when I look at my car metre and I saw this




Holy muthafacka? How am I gonna drive back later?

Reached the place with barely any petrol left in the tank. Anyway, I reached for the lift to load take my grandparent to the 3rd floor where the dinner is held. Before going into the lift, I spotted someone very famous! Guess who? The main character from the one of the top anime currently, Naruto in his disguising jutsu in a form of water hose!



I guess he is so clumsy that he forgot to seal his village logo away and even that, the logo is wrong!

Then, I found my table. Went there and sit down and the first thing I saw was the ugliest fruit that I have ever saw. It got so many pimple holes that it looks like a super ugly full of pimple hole person's face being transformed into orange!



See!! The one behind there I think come from Africa since its so black!

As I was only accompanying my grandparent to the dinner, I have no one that I knew on the dinner and I was so so so desperate for something to entertain myself. And then, I look at the stage set up on the centre front of the hall. I saw a bunch of ladies doing strip show playing traditional chinese music instruments on Chinese New Year songs. They keep playing the same tune over and over again until I also keep turning over and over again till I twisted my head. Just kidding :p



The front stage where all the live strippers ladies played the instruments

While I keep turning myself over and over again listening to the damm music, I managed to get a glimpse of my plates and stuff. And wtf I saw something dirty on my kicap holder.



There, saw the black black thingy? Ewww, I havent even poured anything into it!

So, what I did was, i switched the whole plate set with the one next to me. Then a very fat ugly monster muthafucka woman sit next to me, exactly at the place which I switched the plate set. And she even poured kicap into it. padan muka! Kasian~~

The dinner was supposed to start at 6.30. And we only get to get our very first bite after a freaking one and a half hour of waiting. Making things worse, to begin the ceremony of bla bla bla whatever, they even sing Negaraku!! wtf? Since when do you ever go to a dinner with all your bling bling going on and you have to stand up and sing Negaraku before you eat?

My mood was really starting to turn bad as it goes. But then, a life saver came. He shouted "who wants beer?" My hand was the first to go up and he handed me a small kiamsiap mug of beer which tasted like shit not bad.




There, the life saver beer with a Sprite beside it and at the corner there, the polluted kicap holder











And then before the dinner finished, there's another fucking long nonsense speech by all the corrupted YB and whoever there is. I looked at my table and I saw this two balls.









Tiuz tai lou, even my two balls are more beautiful that this la. Who wan to eat this? No way!








Which one of them turned out to be like this one minute later










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