Typical Kuchingian going for an event dinner

Today, I had to send my grandparents to an event dinner organised by the Foochow Organization or wahtever they're called. It was held at the Crown Tower near Hock Lee there. Wait, was it Crown Tower or Crown Plaza? Tiuz, those two names really confuses me. Apahal la want to have a similar name while inside is totally different from each other?

You know, Kuching are very diferent people from others. Thats why when you come to Sarawak, you'll see the sign "Sarawak - place like no others". I was on my way to the venue from my home when I saw one big tyre, being placed near the roads, to be showed off.




How much does the circus gonna pay for this? They can use it for practise to get the lions to jump through it


Being a lazy person have 1 good thing and 1 bad thing.
Good thing is, you're lazy so you wont be doing all the hectic works.
Bad thing is, you always dont do work that you forget to do something that you're supposed to do.

So I was on half way to the venue when I look at my car metre and I saw this




Holy muthafacka? How am I gonna drive back later?

Reached the place with barely any petrol left in the tank. Anyway, I reached for the lift to load take my grandparent to the 3rd floor where the dinner is held. Before going into the lift, I spotted someone very famous! Guess who? The main character from the one of the top anime currently, Naruto in his disguising jutsu in a form of water hose!



I guess he is so clumsy that he forgot to seal his village logo away and even that, the logo is wrong!

Then, I found my table. Went there and sit down and the first thing I saw was the ugliest fruit that I have ever saw. It got so many pimple holes that it looks like a super ugly full of pimple hole person's face being transformed into orange!



See!! The one behind there I think come from Africa since its so black!

As I was only accompanying my grandparent to the dinner, I have no one that I knew on the dinner and I was so so so desperate for something to entertain myself. And then, I look at the stage set up on the centre front of the hall. I saw a bunch of ladies doing strip show playing traditional chinese music instruments on Chinese New Year songs. They keep playing the same tune over and over again until I also keep turning over and over again till I twisted my head. Just kidding :p



The front stage where all the live strippers ladies played the instruments

While I keep turning myself over and over again listening to the damm music, I managed to get a glimpse of my plates and stuff. And wtf I saw something dirty on my kicap holder.



There, saw the black black thingy? Ewww, I havent even poured anything into it!

So, what I did was, i switched the whole plate set with the one next to me. Then a very fat ugly monster muthafucka woman sit next to me, exactly at the place which I switched the plate set. And she even poured kicap into it. padan muka! Kasian~~

The dinner was supposed to start at 6.30. And we only get to get our very first bite after a freaking one and a half hour of waiting. Making things worse, to begin the ceremony of bla bla bla whatever, they even sing Negaraku!! wtf? Since when do you ever go to a dinner with all your bling bling going on and you have to stand up and sing Negaraku before you eat?

My mood was really starting to turn bad as it goes. But then, a life saver came. He shouted "who wants beer?" My hand was the first to go up and he handed me a small kiamsiap mug of beer which tasted like shit not bad.




There, the life saver beer with a Sprite beside it and at the corner there, the polluted kicap holder











And then before the dinner finished, there's another fucking long nonsense speech by all the corrupted YB and whoever there is. I looked at my table and I saw this two balls.









Tiuz tai lou, even my two balls are more beautiful that this la. Who wan to eat this? No way!








Which one of them turned out to be like this one minute later










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The Biggest Hat Trick of My Life

Its 7.30am, I woke up. Get ready and go out for breakfast. But today is no any odinary day. Today, my ACCA part 2 results will be out.



10am, reached school and straight go for the office and checked for results, it hasnt arrived yet. Man! Cant wait to see my results!



Around 1pm, Sly called, saying she got her results, crying so happily that she passed 2 of the 3 papers she took. Listening to this, I got more worried about my own.



So, I climbed up to the office again, and checked the result. Did a little prayer just before I open up the online results.



Bang...



A triple head-shot right in the centre.



I got a hat-trick fail for all the 3 paper I took.



It was cold... it felt like I was injected with a -100 degree celcius liquid straight into my vein. But still, I managed to strike a smile on my face for the sake of my dear lecturers. I'm happy for those who passed theirs and at the same time, having the shock of my life.

I mean, I did expected one or two fail but didnt expect a hat trick in this case. It just broke my heart.

Anyway, thanks for the comforts from my friends, especially the one who keep asking to go to her house to bai nien.

Once again, thanks for everything.

Now, I think i'll just listen to all those damm emo songs to pass the night, and I dont think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Signing out, peace yo
tsy

Teddy rules the sky

Need I say more?

Sushi oh sushi~

As you Kuchingians know, two dominating supermarket or should I call, hypermarket has arrived in Kuching, Boulevard and The Spring. Both have Sushi King, both have Manhattan Fish Market, both have Kenny Rogers... what a business.

For me as a sushi lover, I couldnt resist going for Sushi King times and times over and over again. I just love it! I've been there so many times that I think I've spent a fortune on them. No wonder my wallet loss weight while I gained a bunch of them.

Anyway, its nice and the pricing, although you can get yourself a Salmon fillet at the market for RM16++ per piece (quite a big one) I think its can be considered cheap (reasonable) compared to the others Japanese restaurant out there which charge an ass-whooping price for a ridiculous piece of sushi. With this Sushi King dominating the japanese food market here in Kuching, I do think that restaurants such as Watashiwa (if they haven't changed their name again), Ten Ichi (mind the spelling, I have short memory syndrom), Momoyama will be deeply affected as in losing daily customer although I still think people like businessman or VIP who want to have a more privacy and more exotic dishes would still come to these places.

Speaking about eating sushi, I just went to Sushi King today! Yay! I'm gonna go broke! Yay!

Introducing, the millionaire-wannabe, Brian with his eggs

Two person ate all of this. And the green thing is peas, not whatever that you might be thinking

A Valentine lunch with my teacherS today, 4 person ate this

Hey, where did you come from???

Kalau you nak saman, samanlah!

Few days ago, I was driving and was going to a roundabout. And as lucky as a shit is, there just got to be a police roadblock going on whenever I dont bring out my wallet. In short, I left my IC, driving license, my cash, my shit etc etc at home and all I got with me is my freaking phone and car (of course including the car key). I hate to bring my wallet along when I'm just going for a short distance for a non-business trip because I'm wearing a loose pants and my wallet is quit heavy and it drags down my pants.

I was asked to pull over (for pulling my seatbelt as soon as I saw them looking at me pulling the seat belt as soon as I saw them, get it?) and as ussual, they'll ask for the license. Below is the conversation.

Police A : "Encik, tengok lesen"

Me : "Sorry bos, lupa bawa"

Police A : "Apa macam boleh lupa bawa. Tak boleh begini. IC ada bawa?"

Me : "Takde, satu wallet saya lupa bawa bos. Sorry la ya"

Police A : "Ini susah bagi saya encik. Susah saya nak buat kerja"

Me : " Sorry la bos. Wallet tak bawa, duit semua tinggal kat rumah"

His expression immediately change as soon as I said I left my cash at home

Police A : "Nak kena saman la macam ni"

Me : ....(wtf curse your m#m# *&%@ you!)

Police A : (calling Police B to come over)

Police B : "Ha, apasal?"

Police A : "Ini tak bawa IC tak bawa lesen. Kalau you nak saman, samanlah"

Me : ...( hey, you lupa tell him i tak pasang seatbelt la paloi )

Thats as far I'm gonna go or else you'll fall asleep before reading this through. So, all the conversation up there was just waiting for me to do something something. You know what I know what la ya, no need to say it out.

I was furious when he tell his superior officer ( I guess he's the only one allowed to issue summone if not, that guy would've issue it to me on the spot ) "kalau you nak saman, samanlah". What a phrase to be said after speaking so nicely in the begining (of course la, want good stuff must act good la ).

But anyway, I appreciate his superior officer for being a nice guy and letting me go. Saved my money anyway :p

So, for the Mr. Police A, I'd love to dedicate the below's beautiful picture to you!

The shirt really suits you!

Valentine oh wtf

Yeah, single guys out there, today is the end of the world. We are hiding in the dark corner on our room while those lovey dovey couples are enjoying their stairways to heaven at somewhere God knows where.

Worry NOT! To serve our temptation, our hunger, our lust (yeah wth), I'll provide you guys with a pretty good site that I've found. It has something to do with Edison Chen. I guess most of the girls who are MahaGuru in stars' gossips would've known this. Recently, photos (almost 300 of them) had been released which shown Edison Chen and (oh god so many of them) reportedly 14 superstars in Hong Kong (even Jolin Tsai is related, hmmm that would be interesting to see! ) doing naughty naughty acts had been published in the god knows how wide is the world wide web.

familiar? Gillian from the Twin! Peeka boo!

I'm definitely sure she's Jolin! at least she looks like one

Ok ok ok..... now now calm down. I know you guys want the link. Chill, its Valentine Day, go out and screw your girlfriend.

.....

Just kidding. Ok, here's the link. Better go and make the best out of it before it get shut down by someone. Only for the single guys! Those who are dating @#*& OFF! =D