Kalau you nak saman, samanlah!

Few days ago, I was driving and was going to a roundabout. And as lucky as a shit is, there just got to be a police roadblock going on whenever I dont bring out my wallet. In short, I left my IC, driving license, my cash, my shit etc etc at home and all I got with me is my freaking phone and car (of course including the car key). I hate to bring my wallet along when I'm just going for a short distance for a non-business trip because I'm wearing a loose pants and my wallet is quit heavy and it drags down my pants.

I was asked to pull over (for pulling my seatbelt as soon as I saw them looking at me pulling the seat belt as soon as I saw them, get it?) and as ussual, they'll ask for the license. Below is the conversation.

Police A : "Encik, tengok lesen"

Me : "Sorry bos, lupa bawa"

Police A : "Apa macam boleh lupa bawa. Tak boleh begini. IC ada bawa?"

Me : "Takde, satu wallet saya lupa bawa bos. Sorry la ya"

Police A : "Ini susah bagi saya encik. Susah saya nak buat kerja"

Me : " Sorry la bos. Wallet tak bawa, duit semua tinggal kat rumah"

His expression immediately change as soon as I said I left my cash at home

Police A : "Nak kena saman la macam ni"

Me : ....(wtf curse your m#m# *&%@ you!)

Police A : (calling Police B to come over)

Police B : "Ha, apasal?"

Police A : "Ini tak bawa IC tak bawa lesen. Kalau you nak saman, samanlah"

Me : ...( hey, you lupa tell him i tak pasang seatbelt la paloi )

Thats as far I'm gonna go or else you'll fall asleep before reading this through. So, all the conversation up there was just waiting for me to do something something. You know what I know what la ya, no need to say it out.

I was furious when he tell his superior officer ( I guess he's the only one allowed to issue summone if not, that guy would've issue it to me on the spot ) "kalau you nak saman, samanlah". What a phrase to be said after speaking so nicely in the begining (of course la, want good stuff must act good la ).

But anyway, I appreciate his superior officer for being a nice guy and letting me go. Saved my money anyway :p

So, for the Mr. Police A, I'd love to dedicate the below's beautiful picture to you!

The shirt really suits you!